Calvert: Dennis, is that you? My you're even more handsome in person!
Nellie: OMD; yeah, you're brilliant alright! Oh man..
Calvert: Now I know this isn't Benny!
Nellie: AND how do you know that?
Nellie: Sniff... sniff... oooh new smell!
Calvert: Awww... he's a puppy just like me!
He looks like Salinger our new pal.
Calvert: Oh well... I was tired anyway.
I'll just lay here and dream of dinner --
and ways to get even win big Sis... hehehe
(I'm taking suggestions... anyone?)