Calvert: I'm so nervous *gulp* My first date with Minnie, she's so pretty...
Nellie: You better behave Calvert! She's a lady, no trying to get to first base you hear!!!
Calvert: Of course I'm gonna behave! I did my homework and went online to make sure I didn't mess up. It sez that I need to listen when she talks, hold her paw, open doors for her, and pull a chair out from under her.
Nellie: NOT pull it out!!! *sigh* Yeah this will be interesting.